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Blake Z. Rong
Preval calls this the "Fairy Tale Auto Ambitious Project Rover," whatever that means.

For the low, low price of if you gotta ask, spraygun enthusiasts Preval will transform your Range Rover convertible -- all the rage in the Michelle Pfeiffer days -- into something resembling The Flintstone's Beach Buggy had they decided to cash in their 401ks and retire to Manhattan Beach.

Don't look at it up close. Where's Nick Offerman when you need him? He would probably beat this car into a pulp with his bare hands, while simultaneously eating fifteen steaks generously supplied by various area buffets.

Turbonetics
The nice man at Turbonetics firmly informed us that this will not fit in a Miata.

Here is a marine turbocharger the approximate size of a 1976 Oldsmobile Ninety Eight Regency Coupe. Turbonetics says it goes in a ship -- the freighter kind, not the Fleetwood kind -- with engines the size of suburban strip malls.

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Toyota Rad Cruiser.

This company won an award for having the Worst Banner ("The world's only Highest Pounds of can reach 20000LBS electric winch" [sic]) but the Best Land Cruiser.

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The Garage Woolery Miata is considered "legendary" among some people. Mostly Miata people.

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By Blake Z. Rong